Fagdad

Dear diary,
I kissed my first girl today. I was so nervous.

Current Mood: accomplished

When we closed the clinic yesterday, I figured we could have a nice family dinner. But, NO! Of course not. Fighting. Bickering. I try to tell them to stop, but then I just become the victim of their verbal abuse! What am I to do!? MY DARLING WIFE!!!! OUR CHILDREN HATE ME!!!! WHY WERE YOU TAKEN FROM ME!!!!???? God bless little Yuzu, she tries to calm them. She's the only one who loves me. Karin and Ichigo hate me. I know one little girl who is going to get Birthday presents this year, and I know a bad little girl and boy who aren't getting any.

Current Mood: annoyed